Ok, so I have two embarrasing moments which I'm obviously keen to embarrass myself further with, by posting them for all the world to see.
My new bike helmet. It's cool. It's confusing. I'm so paranoid about putting it on backwards (like I did in the shop when I was trying it on with Jason) that yesterday when I left the gym I put it on backwards. And yes, people can tell.
I'm at work, typing a sweet email to my husband. I had some news and had thought about calling him but thought I better email. My work phone rings; a medical call is coming through. I see the calling number. It is nothing remotely like any of Jase's/my phone numbers. I pick it up and immediately (and loudly) say "HELLO DARLING!!" into it.
I gasp in horror at myself. I pause for 1.80 of a second. I quickly hang up and feel my face go the darkest shade of rose. I had no reason to think it might be Jason calling. Those words just confidently, weirdly, flew out of me without any reason. Now my clients must think I enjoy hanging up on my husband.
Bring on the weekend.